He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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