I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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