I swear god or herbie drove my car home
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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