They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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