Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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