if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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