youre lurking in front of me
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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