Sponge bath it is.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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