Dual....:-)
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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