Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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