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i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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