Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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