I'm drive I can fine osifer
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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