Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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