everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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