I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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