She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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