Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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