Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
honey bunches of taint.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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