Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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