I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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