you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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