she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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