question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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