In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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