I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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