brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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