so that wasnt chicken after all
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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