carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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