Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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