I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize