covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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