I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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Kinda like a mini umbrella? Insert, pull cord, pull out!
Omg I don't know if I should hate you or thank you reading that made me have to poop! Lmao
With friends like you, who needs enemas?
you sir are funny
duh dun ch
Billy Mays would have to come back from the dead just to sell this
Ouch... But probably very needed.
I just like the way the words sound. Colon squeegee. I'd buy one on name alone.
anyone else notice the irony? Inventing something to ease anal sex claiming its a service to a race that thrives on reproduction by promoting an act thats counter productive. then again t\nas this site has proven some people shouldn't reproduce.
you thought about this way to much
I would love to see the commercial for that!
fuck bitches get high