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  • 96 37
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 21, 12 at 7:04pm

    With friends like you, who needs enemas?

  • 81 39
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 21, 12 at 3:03pm

    Kinda like a mini umbrella? Insert, pull cord, pull out!

    • 59 38
      Submitted by vicious_vamp on Sep 22, 12 at 8:55pm

      Omg I don't know if I should hate you or thank you reading that made me have to poop! Lmao

  • 78 52
    Submitted by gadawgs23 on Sep 21, 12 at 3:18pm

    Ouch... But probably very needed.

  • 71 40
    Submitted by gh3rkin on Sep 22, 12 at 8:22pm

    Billy Mays would have to come back from the dead just to sell this

  • 59 41
    Submitted by lostinalaska on Sep 21, 12 at 8:46pm

    I just like the way the words sound. Colon squeegee. I'd buy one on name alone.

  • 61 51
    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Sep 22, 12 at 1:22pm

    I would love to see the commercial for that!

  • 67 66
    Submitted by gabraham on Sep 21, 12 at 3:20pm

    anyone else notice the irony? Inventing something to ease anal sex claiming its a service to a race that thrives on reproduction by promoting an act thats counter productive. then again t\nas this site has proven some people shouldn't reproduce.

  • 63 59
    Submitted by bootyshortzzzz on Sep 21, 12 at 2:30pm

    fuck bitches get high

  • 58 50
    Submitted by ssjx7squall on Sep 21, 12 at 9:52pm

    you thought about this way to much