you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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