Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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