i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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