Sponge bath it is.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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