matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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