What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
do herpes really smell.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The cops high fived after they tackled you
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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