we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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