the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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