Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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