its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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