She is in my trunk
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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