I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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