I think i sorta joined a cult last night
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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