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  • 80 55
    Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 3, 10 at 12:02pm

    Take away his/her pipe!! But on a positive note we found lean pocket texter from earlier a soulmate

  • 78 52
    Submitted by soko on Dec 3, 10 at 12:13pm

    Be a bit more supportive, and less judgemental, for starters.

  • 67 41
    Submitted by fuzzydawg on Dec 3, 10 at 11:46am

    Get a bigger lighter

    • 59 51
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 4, 10 at 4:56am

      Tiger Torch, b*tches...frozen to burnt in 17 seconds

  • 64 51
    Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 3, 10 at 11:41am

    Help? Fired!

  • 57 55
    Submitted by emmykb on Dec 4, 10 at 12:31am

    watch?

    • 61 54
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 4, 10 at 4:57am

      I like to watch....just not THIS...

  • 51 50
    Submitted by txboy181 on Dec 3, 10 at 7:49pm

    grab the fucking marshmallows its an open fire dumbass!!

  • 48 46
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 3, 10 at 6:31pm

    Couple scenarios: 1. You walked in and slapped it out of his hand, in which case, wtf? 2. You walked in, snatched it from him and ate it, in which case, wtf?

    • 65 48
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 4, 10 at 5:16am

      I'd eat snatch and slap it, after. Works better for me

      • 42 62
        Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 4, 10 at 9:00am

        I wouldn't necessarily slap the snatch but there's def a good metaphor in there somewhere with 'hot pocket' and 'grill lighter'.

  • 36 31
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 22, 11 at 1:04pm

    Lol, Assplay.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by iowawashington on Dec 3, 10 at 1:04pm

    I wanted you to bring some damn food, like I asked you to!