you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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Be a bit more supportive, and less judgemental, for starters.
Take away his/her pipe!! But on a positive note we found lean pocket texter from earlier a soulmate
Get a bigger lighter
Tiger Torch, b*tches...frozen to burnt in 17 seconds
grab the fucking marshmallows its an open fire dumbass!!
Couple scenarios: 1. You walked in and slapped it out of his hand, in which case, wtf? 2. You walked in, snatched it from him and ate it, in which case, wtf?
I'd eat snatch and slap it, after. Works better for me
I wouldn't necessarily slap the snatch but there's def a good metaphor in there somewhere with 'hot pocket' and 'grill lighter'.
I like to watch....just not THIS...
I wanted you to bring some damn food, like I asked you to!