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  • 54 38
    Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 3, 10 at 12:02pm
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    Take away his/her pipe!! But on a positive note we found lean pocket texter from earlier a soulmate

  • 51 36
    Submitted by soko on Dec 3, 10 at 12:13pm
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    Be a bit more supportive, and less judgemental, for starters.

  • 40 23
    Submitted by fuzzydawg on Dec 3, 10 at 11:46am
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    Get a bigger lighter

    • 33 36
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 4, 10 at 4:56am
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      Tiger Torch, b*tches...frozen to burnt in 17 seconds

  • 36 36
    Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 3, 10 at 11:41am
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    Help? Fired!

  • 27 31
    Submitted by txboy181 on Dec 3, 10 at 7:49pm
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    grab the fucking marshmallows its an open fire dumbass!!

  • 26 30
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 3, 10 at 6:31pm
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    Couple scenarios: 1. You walked in and slapped it out of his hand, in which case, wtf? 2. You walked in, snatched it from him and ate it, in which case, wtf?

    • 38 31
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 4, 10 at 5:16am
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      I'd eat snatch and slap it, after. Works better for me

      • 23 41
        Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 4, 10 at 9:00am
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        I wouldn't necessarily slap the snatch but there's def a good metaphor in there somewhere with 'hot pocket' and 'grill lighter'.

  • 26 35
    Submitted by emmykb on Dec 4, 10 at 12:31am
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    watch?

    • 38 36
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 4, 10 at 4:57am
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      I like to watch....just not THIS...

  • 12 10
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 22, 11 at 1:04pm
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    Lol, Assplay.

  • 26 50
    Submitted by iowawashington on Dec 3, 10 at 1:04pm
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    I wanted you to bring some damn food, like I asked you to!