i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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