You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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