You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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