Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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