I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i think im in europe. pls send help
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