He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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