You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Someone came in the potted fern
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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