how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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