The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.