Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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