I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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